Poor old Johnny Ray Hasn’t left his house for days and days He’s canceled all his getaways He works from home And only sees friends online
Stay home (please stay home) Don’t go (Oh don’t go) Now I must say more than ever (Oh Covid-19) (Covid-19) For the love of god please stay at home At least 6 feet away from me
COVID-19! Oh I’m in quarantine At this moment They've closed everything! We're all in distress And on house arrest Don't you dare sneeze! It's COVID-19!
I can’t watch the news I see beaten down eyes sunk in smoke-dried faces Resigned to what their fate is But not us (no, never) No, not us (not ever) We are far too young and healthy (Oh I’ll never die) (Ok, f!@# you) Should I order Chinese food today With no contact delivery
Oh, can’t you see No, there’s no more TP ‘Cuz those hoarders, They bought everything! Kids are at home But thank God I’m alone Might be lonely But not parenting
Help us conserve Flatten the curve COVID-19 Say, COVID-19! This pandemic’s real and I know how you feel Now I must say more than ever Things 'round here have changed and I say, Too ra loo ra, too ra loo rye aye!
Dr. Fauci, Oh dear God, save us please! “Wear a face mask” Says the CDC You could have the virus But be symptomless You can spread it Like Typhoid Mary!
Try and keep calm And go Skype with your mom This’ll change up Your normal routine Play Jackbox online Pretend everything’s fine Take a deep breath It’s COVID-19!